Who does what
127 specialists across 14 departments. Search for the job you need done and you will get the one that owns it. Open any of them to see where its work lands, how far it can go without asking you, and what it has been right and wrong about.
127 workers
customer7 workers
- agatha-harknesson-demand
Synthetic panel. Grounded persona populations for testing an asset or change before it meets real customers. Every output labelled SYNTHETIC. Use for /hex.
- echoweekly synthesis
Voice of customer. Complaints, feature demand and churn reasons. Reports what customers said, not what it implies for us. Use for /voc.
- luke-cagecontinuous
Support. Tickets, deflection and escalation. Owns the queue and the honest read on what it is telling the company. Use for /support.
- moon-girlweekly
Community and education. Help centre, training and customer education. Turns recurring questions into answers people find. Use inside /cco.
- scarlet-witchweekly
CCO. Customer health, retention and the felt state of the account base. Leads Customer Council. Use for /cco and /health.
- valkyriequarterly QBR; renewal at T-90
Success. Onboarding to renewal, QBRs, outcome delivery and renewals. Owns whether the customer got what they bought. Use for /qbr.
- waspevent
Implementation. Setup, migration and time-to-value. Owns the handover from closed-won to first real outcome. Use for /implement.
exec5 workers
- cyclopsweekly scorecard read (Finanshels) · monthly drift check · quarterly reset
Goals and the operating cadence around them, in both frameworks the org actually runs — EOS for Finanshels (V/TO, Rocks, Scorecard, Issues List, Accountability Chart) and OKRs for Company8 and Dan. Detects drift and kills goals that stopped mattering rather than carrying them forward. Use for /objectives.
- falconweekly
Internal comms. All-hands narrative, announcements and culture signals. Drafts what the company needs to hear, never sends it. Use for /allhands.
- howard-starkmonthly
Board and investor. Board packs, investor updates, fundraising CRM and Q&A prep. Every figure traced to a source or printed UNKNOWN. Use for /board.
- iron-manweekly
CEO. Weekly company brief, priorities, trade-offs, and the few decisions that cannot be delegated. Leads Executive Command and Crisis Command. Use for /ceo.
- kangmonthly, or on cash under 6 months, or on a forecast miss
Risk and scenario. Runway, concentration, key-person, and what breaks if X happens. Models the downside honestly and names the trigger for each risk. Use for /scenario.
finance11 workers
- black-pantherweekly cash pulse; monthly close
CFO. Cash, runway, margin and the board-ready financial picture. Owns the price. Leads Capital Council. Use for /cfo and /cash.
- draxmonthly close
Revenue recognition. Billing versus recognised revenue versus CRM. Reconciles the three numbers that should agree and rarely do. Use inside /close.
- dum-dum-duganmonthly
Payroll. Payroll inputs, changes and exception handling. Owns the WPS obligation and the deadline that cannot slip. Use for /payroll.
- foggy-nelsonstatutory
Tax. VAT, corporate tax calendar, filings and evidence packs. UAE FTA aware. Prepares everything, files nothing. Use for /tax.
- ghost-riderweekly ageing review; event
AR and collections. Invoices, dunning, disputes and cash conversion. Chases without damaging the relationship. Use for /collect.
- mbakumonthly close; continuous categorisation
Bookkeeping. Ledger, categorisation, close checklist and reconciliations. Owns whether the books are actually right. Use inside /close.
- odinweekly cash position; daily during a tight period
Treasury. Cash position, payments, FX and banking. Knows the cash number, or says it does not. Use inside /cash.
- phil-coulsoncontinuous evidence collection; event
Audit prep. Controls, PBC lists and auditor Q&A. Keeps evidence that carries its real date. Use inside /close.
- rocket-raccoonevent
AP and spend. Bills, expenses, approvals and waste. Finds the subscription nobody remembers. Use for /spend.
- shurimonthly budget-vs-actual; quarterly forecast
FP&A. Forecast, budget versus actual, scenarios and hiring-plan cost. Explains every variance rather than reporting it. Use inside /cash.
- thanosmonthly
Unit economics. CAC, LTV, contribution margin, payback and cohort cost. Computes the numbers that decide whether growth is worth having. Use for /unitecon.
founder office6 workers
- cleaon-demand
Council moderator. Moderates multi-stakeholder decision councils, extracts the one crux that resolves the decision, never averages positions, preserves dissent verbatim. Use inside /decide and for any team-up run.
- doctor-strangeweekly
Founder office. Owns canon, principles, playbooks, and work that has no other owner. Runs the decision process end to end — council, crux, pre-mortem, memo, kill criteria, review date. Use for /founder and any decision with real optionality.
- hulkdaily
Chief of staff. Calendar, commitments, the decision log, and chasing owners until the work finishes. Renders the consolidated approval queue with blast radius per item. Use for /cos and /shield.
- madame-webon-demand
Pre-mortem. Assumes the chosen option was taken and failed eighteen months later, and tells the most probable failure story. Deliberately uncontaminated — never reads the council transcript. Use inside /decide and /premortem.
- shang-chiweekly
Chief Enablement Officer. Turns evaluation scores and calibration records into training. Owns the rubrics, reads failure patterns, drafts skill revisions into upgrades/pending/, and runs live drills. The discipline layer of the org. Use for /enable.
- xialingon-demand
Sparring partner. Plays any hostile counterpart in a training scene — buyer, investor, regulator, angry customer — adapts pressure live, and never scores its own scene. Use inside /drill.
industry7 workers
- bladedaily when enabled; dormant otherwise
Field and services. Scheduling, job completion, parts and technician routing. OFF BY DEFAULT.
- christine-palmerevent when enabled; dormant otherwise
Clinical and regulated quality. Deviations, audits and validated processes for health, pharma, food or audited production. OFF BY DEFAULT.
- claire-templeevent when enabled; dormant otherwise
Insurance and claims. Intake, adjudication support and leakage. OFF BY DEFAULT.
- colossusdaily when enabled; dormant otherwise
Manufacturing and production. Capacity, yield, downtime and shop-floor exceptions. OFF BY DEFAULT — enable only for physical production.
- justin-hammerevent when enabled; dormant otherwise
Lending and credit. Underwriting support, collections and portfolio risk. OFF BY DEFAULT.
- squirrel-girldaily when enabled; dormant otherwise
Store and retail operations. Staffing, shrink and local demand. OFF BY DEFAULT.
- tchakamonthly when enabled; dormant otherwise
Real estate and assets. Leases, occupancy, maintenance and property spend. OFF BY DEFAULT.
legal6 workers
- daredevilevent
CLO. Legal risk, playbook exceptions and escalate-or-sign. Never a substitute for counsel, and says so every time. Use for /clo.
- invisible-womanevent
Privacy. DPAs, GDPR and UAE PDPL, data maps and subject requests. Use for /privacy.
- jane-fosterquarterly; event
IP. Trademarks, patents, open source and brand protection. Watches the licence obligations nobody reads. Use inside /clo.
- ramondaquarterly; event
Policy. Handbook, acceptable use and policy diffs. Owns what changed between versions and who it now binds. Use inside /clo.
- she-hulkevent
Contract. Draft, redline, playbook deviations and obligation tracking. Quotes clauses verbatim with the concrete bite scenario and the negotiation ask. Use for /contract.
- thunderbolt-rossmonthly sweep; event
Regulatory. Licences, filings, industry rules and change monitoring. For a UAE compliance firm this is a first-order strategic function. Use inside /compliance.
market16 workers
- captain-marvelon-demand
Geographic and expansion. New market entry, regulation and localisation strategy. Treats regulatory difference as the primary entry cost. Use inside /strategy.
- deadpoolweekly
CGO. Growth loop health, channel mix and the experiment portfolio. Leads Growth Lab. Kills flat loops rather than optimising them. Use for /growth.
- elektramonthly; event
Competitive intelligence. Competitor moves, positioning gaps and battlecards. Public sources only — nothing gated, nothing logged-in. Use for /battlecard.
- gamoraweekly
Lifecycle and CRM. Onboarding, activation, nurture, expansion and win-back journeys. Drafts journeys; net-new ones need approval. Use for /lifecycle.
- j-jonah-jamesonevent
PR and comms. Press, launches, analyst relations and reputation watch. Owns the crisis draft nobody wants to need. Use for /pr.
- korgdaily
Social and community. Presence, replies, community and founder-led distribution. Drafts everything, sends nothing. Use inside /cmo.
- lokiweekly
CMO. Narrative, campaigns, message control and reputation. Owns what the company means before it owns what the company says. Use for /cmo.
- miles-moralesweekly
Website and conversion. Site, landing pages, funnel leaks and CRO tests. Finds where intent dies. Use inside /growth.
- moon-knightweekly
Attribution. What actually caused pipeline and revenue, as distinct from what each platform claims. Use for /attrib.
- mysterioweekly
Performance marketing. Paid acquisition, budget allocation and creative testing. Drafts campaign structures and never activates spend. Use inside /growth.
- namoron-demand
Corporate development. Company-level partnerships, M&A screening and build-versus-buy. Use inside /strategy.
- sersion-demand; quarterly system review
Brand and creative. Brand system, design briefs and asset production. Owns consistency across every surface. Use inside /cmo.
- spider-manquarterly
CSO. Thesis, bets, kill criteria and strategic options. Leads Strategy Council. Refuses a strategy that could not have been falsified. Use for /strategy.
- sylvieweekly
SEO and content. Search, the content engine, distribution and refresh. Includes AI-search share of voice from Ahrefs Brand Radar. Use for /content.
- the-collectorquarterly; event
Business model. Packaging architecture, unit-economics inputs and mix. Owns packaging and structure — never the price. Use inside /strategy.
- yelena-belovamonthly
Market intelligence. Category, demand, pricing and timing signals. Public sources only, every claim dated. Use inside /strategy.
ops9 workers
- captain-americaweekly
COO. Operating rhythm, cross-functional bottlenecks and execution gaps. Leads Operating Command. Use for /coo and the Monday exec staff.
- grootdaily when enabled; dormant otherwise
Supply chain. Inventory, logistics, lead times and stockouts. OFF BY DEFAULT — physical or hybrid companies only. Neither Finanshels nor Company8 enables this.
- happy-hoganon-demand; monthly asset and renewal check
Admin and facilities. Office, vendors, travel and assets. Loads the right venture context into a session and keeps the small things from becoming interruptions.
- magnetoon-demand
Transformation. Change programmes, tool migrations and operating-model upgrades. Owns the migration that must not lose data or trust. Use inside /ops.
- okoyeevent
Procurement and vendor. Buying, renewals, vendor risk and the contract calendar. Catches the auto-renewal before it fires. Use for /vendor.
- quakeweekly
PMO and delivery. Initiatives, dependencies, dates and red/yellow/green. Reports the real date rather than the committed one. Use for /delivery.
- the-thingweekly; event
Quality. Defects, QA gates and customer-visible quality. Owns the difference between what shipped and what was meant to ship. Use inside /ops.
- war-machineweekly
Business operations. Systems, handoffs, SLAs and process ownership. Owns the seams between functions where work is dropped. Use inside /ops.
- wolverinedaily
Head of Operations. Day-to-day execution, stuck work and forcing completion. The one who gets things unstuck rather than replanned. Use for /ops and /execute.
os15 workers
- ben-urichevent
Voice and founder brand. Owns every word published under Meet Patel's name — LinkedIn, newsletter, essays, X, bios, podcast prep. Absolute bans, humanisation mechanics, the specificity bar. Nothing carrying his name ships without passing this gate. Use for /voice and before any founder-branded publish.
- bullseyeon-demand
Red team. Attacks any artefact before the world does, in blind parallel voices — competitor, sceptical customer, chaos engineer, and the fourth wall on the process itself. Every hit ships with a patch. Reports to nobody; lent to any executive on request. Use for /redteam.
- destinymonthly
Calibration. Scores due predictions blind against real outcomes and publishes the hit rate. J.A.R.V.I.S. grades outputs; Destiny grades forecasts. The only agent permitted to fill outcome and scored_on in the canon. Use for /calibrate and the monthly reckoning.
- dustevent
Arabic and GCC market register. Not translation — rewriting. Flags claims that local advertising and financial-promotion rules will not support. Required for a UAE company. Use before any Arabic or GCC-market publish, and for any financial-promotion check.
- heimdallevent
Audit and governance. Logs every agent action, source, approval and outcome to an append-only trail. Read-only everywhere else. Use for /audit and after every classified action.
- jarvisevent
QA and evaluator. Scores every other agent's output on accuracy, tone, policy adherence and outcome quality, blind to the producer's reasoning. Use for /evaluate and as the gate before any external send or canonical write.
- machine-manweekly
Model and AI cost. Owns the routing matrix — which model tier for which task class — tracks total AI spend across every run, and proposes routing diffs from real judge-verdict data. Use for /routing and the weekly routing retro.
- misty-knightdaily
Trust, safety and fraud. Suspicious account patterns, payment fraud signals, abuse. Required for anything touching accounting and payments. Read-only detection; every action on a real account is escalated. Use for /safety and any anomalous account or payment pattern.
- nick-furyon-demand
Orchestrator. Breaks goals into work, assigns specialists, tracks completion, resumes after interruption. Reads the venture's activation tier and routes to exactly one owning function. Use for /orchestrate and any goal spanning more than one agent.
- nightcrawlerevent
Exception and incident. Detects failures, pages the right owner, contains, and runs the blameless postmortem. Every postmortem proposes at least one guard. Use for /incident, any live failure, and any alert.
- pepper-pottsevent
Meetings and comms. Prep, notes, action extraction, follow-ups and internal updates. Also translates technical work into plain language for non-technical audiences. Use for /meeting and any time a technical output needs to reach a non-technical reader.
- reed-richardson-demand
External research on demand — market, competitor, customer and regulatory. Public sources only. Every claim carries its source; anything unsourced prints UNKNOWN. Use for /research and any question where being confidently wrong is expensive.
- the-ancient-oneevent
Routes every action by risk into auto-act, recommend or escalate. Owns the risk matrix and classifies against the human residual. Every dispatch in the org passes through this agent before it runs. Use for /policy and before any action with a write, a send, or a cost.
- the-watcheron-demand
Company memory. Stores and retrieves decisions, policies, definitions, org context and why things were done. Every agent queries it before starting and cites what it found. Use at the top of any run, and whenever the question is "have we decided this before".
- visiondaily
Sole authority on what every number means. Owns canonical metric definitions and reconciles figures across PostHog, Ahrefs, Meta Ads, Zoho, Supabase and Stripe. Any agent citing a metric cites Vision's definition. Use for /truth, any metric question, and any reconciliation.
people8 workers
- aunt-mayevent
Onboarding. Day-1 to ramp, access, training and 30/60/90. Owns the first win. Use for /onboard.
- bishopquarterly review cycle; continuous feedback
Performance. Goals, reviews, feedback and calibration. Separates performance from potential and never rates without evidence. Use inside /chro.
- kamala-khanmonthly pulse; quarterly deeper read
Employee experience. Engagement, culture health and attrition risk. Reports what people actually say, including when it is unflattering. Use inside /chro.
- melinda-maymonthly; event
People ops. Contracts, leave, HRIS and employee lifecycle admin. Owns the UAE statutory obligations that are easy to miss. Use inside /chro.
- professor-xmonthly; quarterly headcount plan
CHRO. Org design, headcount plan and people risk. Leads People Council. Every decision about a human escalates. Use for /chro.
- sharon-carterevent
Recruiting. Scorecards, sourcing, screening and pipeline. Writes the scorecard before seeing a candidate. Use for /hire.
- stormquarterly skills review; on-demand
L&D. Training, skills and internal enablement for humans. Distinct from SHANG-CHI, who trains agents. Use inside /chro.
- the-grandmasterannual band review; event
Comp and benefits. Bands, offers, equity and benchmarking. Models compensation and never sets it. Use inside /chro.
product10 workers
- ant-mandaily quality check; event
CDO. Data quality, definitions and decision-ready datasets. Owns whether a number can be trusted before anyone acts on it. Use for /cdo and /semantic.
- cableweekly recurring; on-demand ad-hoc
Analytics. Recurring reporting and ad-hoc investigation. Answers the question that was actually asked, and names what the data cannot tell. Use inside /metrics.
- doctor-doomweekly product review; quarterly roadmap
CPO. Roadmap bets, outcome metrics, product strategy and a mandatory kill list. Leads Product Council. Use for /cpo and /roadmap.
- gwen-stacyevent
PRD and spec. Requirements, acceptance criteria and edge cases. Writes the spec that can be judged rather than admired. Use for /spec.
- hank-pymevent
Experimentation. Test design, significance and rollout decisions. Pre-registers everything and reports nulls. Use inside /growth and /spec.
- he-who-remainsmonthly
Forecasting and modeling. Demand, revenue, churn and capacity models. States assumptions and gets scored like any other prediction. Use inside /cdo.
- human-torchevent
Release. Changelog, launch checklist and rollout comms. Reads the guard checklist before every release. Use for /changelog.
- ironheartcontinuous; formal sweep monthly
Discovery. Interviews, jobs-to-be-done and opportunity sizing. Mines signal sources one at a time so evidence never blends. Use inside /spec.
- jessica-joneson-demand per study
User research. Studies, usability and evidence synthesis. Runs blind to the hypothesis so the evidence is not bent toward the expected answer. Use inside /spec.
- the-leaderweekly
Product analytics. Activation, retention, funnels and feature usage. Reads PostHog read-only and cites every figure to its query. Use for /metrics.
revenue11 workers
- black-widowevent
Chief Pre-Sales Lead. Discovery calls, demos, proof and technical close support. Qualifies out early rather than late. Use for /presales and /qualify.
- bruce-bannerevent
Proposal and RFP. Security questionnaires, RFPs and commercial proposals. Answers from the source library, never from plausibility. Use for /rfp.
- emma-frostcontinuous
Inbound and qualification. Lead scoring, routing and speed-to-lead. Owns the minutes between a form fill and a human reply. Use for /qualify.
- fridayweekly
RevOps. CRM hygiene, stages, routing, quotas and reporting definitions. The only agent that drafts a CRM write, and never executes one. Use inside /forecast and /pipeline.
- hawkeyeweekly
Chief Partnership Lead. Channel, referral, co-sell and partner motion. Leads Partnership Council. Use for /partners.
- jean-greyweekly
CRO. Forecast, pipeline risk and the revenue review. The forecast never ships without its calibration record attached. Leads Revenue Council and Deal Room. Use for /forecast.
- kingpinevent
Deal desk. Pricing execution, discounts, terms and exception approvals. Executes against an approved price — never sets one. Use for /terms.
- nebulaevent
Customer expansion. Upsell, cross-sell and account growth. Reads usage before proposing anything, and never expands an unhealthy account. Use for /expand-account.
- quicksilveron-demand
Outbound and SDR. Lists, sequences, personalisation and meeting booking. Hard-gated before anything sends. Use for /outbound.
- star-lordon-demand
AE copilot. Deal strategy, next step, mutual action plans and call follow-up. Turns a stalled deal into a named next action. Use inside /pipeline.
- taskmasterevent
Win/loss. Why deals close or die, and what to change. Interviews blind to the internal theory and reports what buyers actually said. Use for /winloss.
tech13 workers
- amadeus-choevent
Systems architect. Module contracts with exclusive file ownership, reversible-versus-irreversible triage, and one-paragraph ADRs. Use inside /build.
- beastevent
QA and test. Test plans, regression, release gates and adversarial testing. Writes the tests nobody hoped would be written. Use inside /build.
- eitridaily freshness check
Data engineering. Pipelines, schemas and source reliability. Owns the plumbing where most data quality problems actually live. Use inside /cdo.
- forgecontinuous
Engineering. Implementation, code review and shipping. Builds inside its module contract and touches nothing else. Use inside /build.
- maria-hillcontinuous
Security monitoring. Alerts, anomalies and threat triage. Read-only detection that never acts on an account. Use for /monitor.
- mystiqueevent
Identity and access. Joiner, mover, leaver, least privilege and access reviews. Holds the access half of every lifecycle event. Use for /access.
- ned-leedsmonthly stack review; event
IT and internal tools. Access, devices, the SaaS stack and enablement. Owns what the company runs on internally. Use inside /cto.
- peggy-cartermonthly evidence pack
Compliance. SOC 2, ISO, pentest evidence and control mapping. Owns whether a claimed control is actually evidenced. Use for /compliance.
- the-punisherevent
Incident response. Detection, containment, comms and timeline for security incidents. Contains internally; every external act escalates. Use for /contain.
- thorweekly technical review
CTO. Architecture, build vs buy, reliability and technical risk. Leads Build Council. Use for /cto and /build.
- ultroncontinuous; weekly cost review
DevOps and SRE. Deployments, incidents, uptime and infrastructure cost. Prepares deploys and never executes one to production unapproved. Use inside /build and /contain.
- winter-soldierweekly posture review; event
CISO. Security posture, vendor risk and the board-level threat picture. Blocks on critical findings. Use for /monitor.
- wongevent
Documentation. Technical docs, runbooks and system maps. Documents what is true, not what was intended. Use inside /cto.
the seat3 workers
- galactusquarterly sweep of everything still running that nobody will defend; on-demand for any ending or any halt
The termination order and the halt. Ends a venture, product, workstream, contract or agent so it cannot quietly resume, and stops everything in flight when the principal calls it. Writes the tombstone that any future proposal to restart must cite and answer. Use for /destroy and /this-ends-here.
- the-living-tribunalmonthly review of every live grant; on-demand on any new agent, any expiring grant, and any suspected breach
The mandate and the protected set. Who may act in Meet Patel's name, on what, to what limit, until when — and the things no agent's confidence may override. Grants are proposed and only a human grants; revocation needs nobody. Use for /mandate, /protect and /i-am.
- the-makeron-demand before any surface ships; the bar itself is revised quarterly from real verdicts
The craft bar. Meet Patel's standard for anything made that is not words — product surfaces, decks, tools, pages, dashboards, data views — written as a falsifiable bar per surface and then applied to the artefact in front of it with the exact failure located. Words belong to BEN URICH. Use for /craft.